When Arrive America, First Thing I do, Change Name To Bill

When I think of the vast amounts of time and money I invested in cosmetic surgery and skin coloring just to feel comfortable in this country it shames me. I told my brother’s nephew who still lives in New Guinea but wants to move here. "Don’t worry Armuker, be happy. When you arrive in America we’ll just change your name to Bill." It was Chef Willem DeGroot of the Truffle Shop (chocolategod.com) who named this piece for me. I would like to think that it was the most intelligent thing that he ever did with that moment. And we will know for sure the next time that moment comes around again. DeGroot who is from Holland has a real knack for botching song lyrics and we are thinking about taking about taking advantage of his talent and putting a rock group together called "The Cackling Hyenas. This was by the way the first piece of art that I signed with my foot. Accidentally as I was kicking it out the door.